Wetter Water poster featuring Todd and Eugene the Wolverine, sunglasses, an American flag scarf, and a bottle of Wetter Water.

Wetter Water. Same Water…
Just Wetter.

Two best friends. One ridiculous idea. One big dream.

PURE. REFRESHING. FUN.

It’s water.
With a sense
of humor.

A bottle for the friend who gets the joke. A reminder to laugh a little. And a very real dream for two best friends.

16.9 FL OZ (500 mL)

Wetter Water bottle label with Eugene in a blue water drop and the words Pure. Refreshing. Fun.

OUR STORY

Two best friends.
One ridiculous idea.
One big dream.

We’re Lenny and JR. After decades of working for somebody else, we’re taking a shot at building something of our own.

Life is serious enough. We wanted to create something that makes people laugh.

Read our story

We’re Lenny and JR.

We’re two best friends who spent most of our lives doing what we were supposed to do.

Get up. Go to work. Pay the bills. Repeat.

For years, we worked our 9-to-5 jobs, talked about crazy ideas, laughed about things that probably shouldn’t have been that funny, and occasionally said, “Man… someday we ought to start our own business.”

Well… someday finally showed up.

And instead of coming up with something sensible, we came up with Wetter Water.

Yep.

Wetter Water.

Same Water… Just Wetter.

It started as a ridiculous joke. We were messing around, having fun, and wondering how far we could take an absolutely unusual product.

Then something unexpected happened.

We started thinking, What if we actually did this?

So here we are.

Two guys with decades of working for somebody else behind us, taking a shot at building something of our own.

We know Wetter Water isn’t going to solve the world’s problems.

It isn’t going to change the way you drink water.

And honestly, that’s kind of the point.

Life is serious enough.

We wanted to create something that makes people laugh.

Something that makes people smile when they see it sitting on a shelf.

Something people might buy because it’s funny, give to a friend because it’s ridiculous, or keep around just because it makes them laugh.

But underneath all the jokes is something that’s very real:

We’re chasing a dream.

We’re proving to ourselves that it’s never too late to try something new.

You don’t have to be 22 with a business degree and a five-year plan.

Sometimes you just have to be two friends, have a crazy idea, and be willing to say:

“Screw it. Let’s see what happens.”

So Wetter Water isn’t just a bottle of water.

It’s a reminder to have a little fun.

Take a chance.

Laugh at yourself.

And maybe, just maybe, stop waiting for someday.

Because Lenny and JR are finally chasing theirs.

And if we’re going to spend our next chapter working…

we might as well have some fun doing it.

Wetter Water

Same Water… Just Wetter.

Eugene plush design shown from the front, side and back, with sunglasses and an American flag scarf.
Eugene plush concept

Serious shades.
Unserious mascot.

Eugene the Wolverine brings the sunglasses, the scarf, and plenty of personality. Todd supplies the company.

Eugene is still a plush concept, not available to order.

A look at what could come next.

A few perfectly
reasonable questions.

What is Wetter Water?

Wetter Water is a humorous water brand created by best friends Lenny and JR. Same Water… Just Wetter.

Who’s behind it?

Lenny and JR: two best friends turning a ridiculous joke into a business of their own. Read their story above.

Is “wetter” a scientific claim?

It’s the joke. We’re here to bring a little fun to an ordinary bottle of water.

How do I preorder?

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A LITTLE WATER. A LITTLE FUN.

Get in on
the ridiculous.

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